Anyone else not impressed by the blood moon cuz of their period, or was that just me? Sure the moon is red, but I am too.
14 April 2014 - 15 April 2014: the night everyone was freaking out about the moon. I bet y’all won’t even care for it anymore later this year. You fakers.
If you suck at QWOP, I think it’s safe to say that you have no QWOP-eration between your thighs and calves.
You thought you were human? Ha ha! You’re not human. Don’t play them April Foolsies on yourself. We are all just actually goats.
If you are ever freaking out because you drew an imperfect circle, please calm down because you actually just drew a perfect potato and I am proud of you.
And you’re all like:
College is not like high school.
You don’t say the Pledge of Allegiance in college because you can pledge your allegiance to any tree or rock or person or major and that’s fine and nobody really questions what’s wrong with you.
Leo diCaprio and I still have the same amount of Oscars :D
I’m a pretty good runner yeah. I run from my problems all the time.
PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN ME HAVE WON OLYMPIC MEDALS.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG T.T
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